masturdating

1. (Masturdating) (13031↑, 1592↓)

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

Author: Mikeparsh http://masturdating.urbanup.com/5235059

2. (Masturdating) (28↑, 17↓)

When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.

Josh: Where's Phil been lately? Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again. Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie? Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.

Author: Meester Neenja http://masturdating.urbanup.com/5686916

3. (masturdating) (78↑, 89↓)

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl. Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now. Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

Author: mr. marbles5 http://masturdating.urbanup.com/5257055

4. (masturdating) (102↑, 131↓)

(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star

I am masturdating Gianna Michaels

Author: BirdFeeder http://masturdating.urbanup.com/5253821

Related: masturbating, dating, masturbation, relationship

Last updated: 2012.03.01